Now, I came in around 9:30, because I decided to watch two clusterfucks created by Seth MacFarlane. (The only redeeming quality of Family Guy/Cleveland Show last night was the fact that Quagmire’s complete decimation of all things Brian-related Oh, my God, that was probably one of the greatest Family Guy moments ever, if not one of the greatest moments in animated history (at least of the past decade, Simpsons Movie be damned).
With that out the way, did Adam Lambert give homophobes everywhere a giant “F.U” last night, or did he give homophobes everywhere a giant “F.U?” I mean, damn, I was speechless after that performance. Then, I actually applauded, just because dude just didn’t give a fuck. He went up there with an agenda, stuck it to the Establishment and even got some faux-fellatio out of it
::snarky smile::
Only thing is, dude was pitchy as all hell.
Alicia Keys should go back to playing the piano on her songs. Last night’s performance set her up to become another artist in the vein of Beyonce and Ciara. We need singers, not showgirls (even though Beyonce can sing her ass off from time to time.) Alicia, we love you because you don’t have to jump around and screw yourself into the ground while you perform. You exude sexy by playing the piano, cranking out melodies and being you. Wearing leggings and flaunting your ass-ets doesn’t really seem like you. Plus, the song was kind of too poppy for my tastes.
Eminem and Fiddy really need to stop trying to be all gangsta-fied now. They’re both 30-plus and haven’t seen the wrong side of the tracks for the latter part of the past decade. There is no need for hoodies pulled up over your head and shit. You’re not some underground nobody anymore. You’re frackin’ Eminem, the only white rapper that’s outsold just about every black rapper that isn’t named Jay-Z.
Speaking of Jay-Z, nice suit…minus the suede coat to go along with it. Then again, you’re Sean Carter. You can do those things because, outside of Barack and Oprah, you’re the most powerful black man on the planet right now that isn’t…well, I’d rather not go there.
Jennifer Lopez fell on her butt, both literally and figuratively with her Loubouitons song. It was boring and sounded like, well, every other post-2000 J. Lo song.
And, Drake bores me now. He looks so freakin’ unnatural in front of a camera when he isn’t in a wheelchair. Like, f’really.
I could go on, but yeah, I’ll stop. I did, however, expect Kanye West to come out and say “Taylor, I’m really happy for you, and I’ma let you finish, but MICHAEL JACKSON was the greatest artist of the year…even though he only released a greatest hits album, had one new song, and his only performance was a rehearsal for his tour that never happened.”
I love you, Mike, but you can’t win EVERYTHING. (Anyone remember when Ray Charles damn near swept the Grammys after he died?)
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